Because over kill is under rated

Things 

Success is going from faliure to faliure without loss of enthusiasm 

If god made the earth in 7 days how did he know what a day was going to be before he made it.  

The pick up line perhaps we should huddle up for warmth goes down a storm in a blizzard

If the cups half empty just get a smaller cup, or throw the contents over the guy who gave you half a drink and demand the other half, although then you’d still only have half a drink so it might be best to ask for a full drink instead

If someone walks up to you in the sreet and shoots you in the leg for no reason you’re a lucky person

Bridge is like sex if you don’t have a good partner you better have a good hand

Accept no one defenition of your life, define yourself

You know someones a good freind when you get them a terrible present and they still like it

Never piss off the person whose making you food 

In three words everything about life can be sumed up,  it goes on

The art of cooking can be easily mastered simply leave it in the microwave for the time stated on the box

Never watch day time television

Never pay the first price on price drop tv, i garentee you it will get cheaper

If you think someones doing you a favour, you’re probably doing them one

All you can do is hope that you end up with the right regrets 

If you don’t like someone slap them across the face with a gaint foam finger until you do and then put them on the list

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you have well

Cake is a lie!!!

All men die.  Not all men really live.

You’ll end up happy in the end, just make sure you dont quit to early

The best way to predict the future is to invent it

If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong

If pro is the opposite of con does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

Shit happens get over it

When life gives you lemons make lemnaid so that when life gives you cyanide you canput it in your lemonaid and get rid of all the people you dont like

It’s 2038. HMS Indefensible has been handed over to the Royal Navy…

Today in a grand ceremony at Portsmouth dockyard HMS Indefensible was commissioned into the Royal Navy. Described as the most stealthy warship in the world, she is now the only vessel in the Royal Navy and replaces 2 mothballed aircraft carriers, 6 destroyers and 4 submarines. Responding to criticism about the shrinking fleet, the MoD replied “It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality not quantity. HMS Indefensible represents a revolution in naval procurement, stealthy, light and agile she will provide a highly flexible platform. She is invisible to radar and almost immune to torpedo or missile attack. Her shallow draft makes her ideal for work in the littoral (coastal) areas. She is also highly efficient with virtually zero carbon emissions and zero fuel consumption.”

Admiral Sir James Bland added “She is ready to respond instantly to events and can be deployed to trouble spots anywhere in the world. The RAF have promised to fly her to wherever she’s needed provided (1)They are not busy (2)The weather is OK (3)There is a large airfield provided by a friendly foreign nation close by”.

Constructed by Britain’s only ship builder BVATe Systems in Birmingham, taking 8 years to build, and costing just £1.5 Billion she is a triumph of British engineering. Her forward section was built in China in 2 weeks and then shipped to the UK. The forward section was then joined to the stern built in Birmingham and the complex technical systems installed. However the programme was not all plain sailing and has not been without its problems “The original design included an outboard motor but early in the building process the Treasury insisted cost savings had to be made so out went the motor. After some time spent on computer-modelling and research we selected oars” said a BVATe spokesperson.

Although £1.2 Billion over-budget and 3 years late, Secretary of State for Defence, William Bragg says we can all be proud “The Type 48 programme has sustained 10,000 British manufacturing jobs in addition to 30,000 civil servants in the MoD project team. She will represent the leading edge of British manufacturing wherever she goes and is worth every penny” Bragg is also says he is hoping to see export orders soon although as yet there has been little interest.

Some observers have commented that her lack of any armament could be a problem but the MoD answered robustly “The Foreign Office advised us that carrying weapons can be seen as provocative and that actually firing a weapon at someone would definitely infringe their human rights. We considered this advice at an early stage in the design process and together with the fabulous cost-savings, the case for having no armament was overwhelming”.

Her commanding officer, Commander Rupert Tubworthy-Pollock said “To be selected from the 1,200 officers still serving in the RN for the only seagoing command available is a great privilege. Bringing her out of build and into commission has been a huge challenge but I’m confident she will prove to be a great asset”.

With a crew of just 2, she is a fine example of lean-manning, reducing running costs and lessening the RN’s recruitment headaches. Her crew, AB “soapy” Watson said “On my last ship I had to share the mess with 40 other men but on the new Type 48 sharing is far a less of a problem. As I’m now the only rating in the Royal Navy I have a lot of responsibility”.

HMS Indefensible is expected to complete sea trials shortly, go to Plymouth for Operational Sea Training, have a short refit in Rosyth and then and be deployed as part of the new Euro-Navy task force.

Open days be boring and nothing interesting happened :( had chips, got a free peN

Hit man bloody money and cel damage
Cel damage was one of those games I got for the ps2 really cheap thinking I’d play it for the two weeks then take it back (when game did that thing when you coud still take games back after you played them-_-). It most certainly was not going back however, it is suchh a good game with it’s mad characters in crazy cars, wierdly over sized weapons and simple cartoon graphics. And I know hit man blood money is widely regarded as quite a good game but I think it’s amazing and beats most of the newer stealth games hands down, it even had a hidden level in the credits for gods sake.

Hit man bloody money and cel damage
Cel damage was one of those games I got for the ps2 really cheap thinking I’d play it for the two weeks then take it back (when game did that thing when you coud still take games back after you played them-_-). It most certainly was not going back however, it is suchh a good game with it’s mad characters in crazy cars, wierdly over sized weapons and simple cartoon graphics. And I know hit man blood money is widely regarded as quite a good game but I think it’s amazing and beats most of the newer stealth games hands down, it even had a hidden level in the credits for gods sake.

Hit man bloody money and cel damage
Cel damage was one of those games I got for the ps2 really cheap thinking I’d play it for the two weeks then take it back (when game did that thing when you coud still take games back after you played them-_-). It most certainly was not going back however, it is suchh a good game with it’s mad characters in crazy cars, wierdly over sized weapons and simple cartoon graphics. And I know hit man blood money is widely regarded as quite a good game but I think it’s amazing and beats most of the newer stealth games hands down, it even had a hidden level in the credits for gods sake.

Well this is obviously going to be hard as there are loads of awesome ones. First of all it’s clearly not gona be some lame gay like link or Mario or any other nobs or even just a reasonably good characters. the problem is every game has at least one (normally more) totally badass characters: halo had the chief and the Sargent; gears has cole; Cortez; mandalor baodur, Aton (If you make him a Jedi) and either wookie from kotor; Asker from resident evil. But I guess when it comes down to it there are only two…

Hk 47 and 47 a killer assassin robot who runs around shouting meatbag and a killer assassin that runs around killing people stealing their cloths.

Sorry reader iPods really let me down there on spelling, grammar and really making sense, I would correct it but to be honest I don’t know how and can’t be bothered trying to master (or even loosely understand) now that I’ve done the exam

Well the first game I really got intoand played properly was probabbly halo 1 on the pc but first ever I think was a Disney Hercules game for pc which I could never get past level one for years (not for lack of time spent) recently went back and completed in a day lol show how fail I was

isometriccircle asked: I don't know how to reply to my own thing, but that's what the doctor says in the episode the earth gets kidnapped.

i call shenanigans